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[July 05, 2008 @ 10:57am]

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[eviltemptress69]
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remembering Hillel [July 04, 2008 @ 11:54pm]

lessthanrob
[ mood | curious ]
[ music | crooked fingers// you must build a fire ]

I should be getting to bed. I have to wake up for work in five hours. I just finished writing a recap of a very weird encounter I had this past winter. I felt compelled to write about it...

Shortly before the new year, during my last trip to new haven, I made a new friend and an encountered an old jewish man by the name of Hillel. We stood together in the freezing cold outside of a bar one morning where a friend was being interviewed to take part in an MTV real world casting call. He approached me asking what the line in front of the bar was for, I told him, and he then went on to criticize TV's concept of "reality". He then began talking about how to differentiate between fresh and stale pastries; in this case, donut holes. Nothing this crazy old man said seemed to make sense to me. I was lost in the appearance of his long white beard and golden wire-framed glasses growing out from beneath his tweed hat.

He then began to ask me if I wanted some valuable advice on life... I agreed. He proceeded to break down my name and age by numbers, using numerology and astrology as a method of deciphering it all. He told me that I'm a person of "incredible strength with a spine made of steel" as well as a bright individual and a gentle giver of nourishment (in relation to being an aquarius) with an executive personality. He then mentioned that I also seem to hide it all beneath the weight of a bushel.

In relation to music, he told me that I'm more prone to create beauty out of dissonance as opposed to conventional stylings, also mentioning that I'm one for playing my music louder. He then warned me to stay away from rap and folk music; stating that rap was devoid of any musicality and that folk music was strictly meant for the oppressed.

Once Hillel was finished, I thanked him and he quietly smiled, said "okay" and began walking away. Although most people would argue that he was just old and ridiculous, everything he said to me that morning has since resonated and I'm somewhat thankful for it. He wasn't one for making much sense of the world as he was for making sense of me.

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you must build a fire by crooked fingers
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[July 04, 2008 @ 1:20pm]

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[eviltemptress69]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began.

"They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."

The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door.

"Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."

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Business Travel [July 04, 2008 @ 9:31am]

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[aguynamedrick]
[ mood | amused ]

[An alleged true story]

A man returned home form a business trip. He was looking forward to spending some private time with his wife. He was dismayed to find his three children sleeping in their bed. His wife explained that they had gotten scared while he was gone, so she let them sleep with her.

The next day, he explained to the children that it would be nice if everyone slept in their own beds. After a long trip, it was nice to sleep in his own bed.

After his next business trip, his family met him at the end of the security area at the airport. His four year old daughter ran up to him and said, "Daddy, this time no one slept with mommy."

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Gas humor ca 1979 [July 04, 2008 @ 9:27am]

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[aguynamedrick]
[ mood | frustrated ]

[this was a joke I heard on the radio around 1979.]

[With the gas shortage and jump in prices ...] We will soon have gas rationing in this country. Everyone will be given coupons. Each one will be good for a gallon of gas. They will be called dollar bills.

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happy birthday to me [July 04, 2008 @ 9:44am]

swingsetlovers
my mom's in the hospital with a ruptured spleen.

COOL, GOD, COOL!
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New GONZO film page on MySpace [July 03, 2008 @ 11:32pm]

gonzo_fiends

[chikenmcnuggets]
http://www.myspace.com/huntersthompsonmovie

Has about three vids and a link to the official movie site where you can find the schedule for the movie releases.  I'm sure they'll add more to the page.

By the way:  Would anybody know if and when the movie will be going onto DVD release?  The only viewing I can make it to is the Santa Cruz showing on July 11th and I probably can't get my dad to drive me there just to see it.  Hell, I'd drive there if I could.  I'd even drive to the San Diego viewing.  Its a few hours from Stockton, but I'd do it...whatever it takes for The Good Doctor...
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Heavy [July 03, 2008 @ 9:44pm]

indierockmix

[littlemurphy]
[ mood | creative ]

This is my first post in this community, hope you guys enjoy!
This is my "heavy" mix. Whenever I'm having a bad day, whenever something bad happens, whenever I'm struggling with some kind of "issue" in my life, I put this in and drive for miles until I feel all consumed by the music. Try it. It works.

1) Sang Real- Dredg
2) Youth Like Tigers- Ever We Fall
3) First Breath After Coma- Explosions in the Sky
4) Get Me Naked 2: The Electric Boogaloo- Minus the Bear
5) Some Will Seek Forgiveness, Others Escape- Underoath
6) Seven Years- Saosin
7) You're Not Alone- Saosin
8) Skinny- Filter
9) 4st 7lb- Manic Street Preachers
10) Panchuca Sunrise- Minus the Bear
11) Sun- Mae

Thanks guys!
-Aimee

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mess with the bull... [July 03, 2008 @ 7:33pm]

lessthanrob
[ mood | determined ]
[ music | Mates of State// my only offer ]

remember the painting of the bearded fellows I did for that music website? I was hoping to see it finally go up this week, coinciding with their recorded session...

the session is up there.. but not my painting.. rather, someone else's. I guess I should've looked for some written agreement as opposed to thinking the owner's good praise was a complimenting seal of approval for obtaining myself some exposure.

There's others out there though who appreciate the work I put into my material. No more freebies for the ungrateful. Lesson learned.

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I'm gonna go see the Smoking Popes now
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I don't think I'll buy this [July 03, 2008 @ 4:45pm]

ontdnsyncfans

[bellebass]


SonyBMG have announced details for their forthcoming compilation album featuring 38 songs from some of the best boy bands ever plus the bonus parody track from Boytown (from the movie of the same name) “ I Cry”.

“It’s A Boy Thing: 25 Years Of The Best Boybands” will be released July 19.

You will hear The Jacksons, New Edition, Bros, New Kids on the Block, Boyz II Men, East 17, Human Nature, Boyzone, Westlife, Five, 98 Degrees, Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC to name a few. (Please note that Hi – Five is the American R & B Quintet not the Channel 9 act). Turn it up, smile and dance.

Disc 1

1. The Jacksons - Can You Feel It (1981)
2. New Edition - Candy Girl (1983)
3. Menudo – Hold Me (1985)
4. Bros - When Will I Be Famous (1988)
5. New Kids On The Block - You’ve Got It (The Right Stuff) (1988)
6. Boyz II Men - In The Still Of The Nite (I’ll Remember) (1992)
7. Worlds Apart - Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel (1993)
8. Boys In Black – More Than A Woman (1993)
9. CDB - Hook Me Up (1994)
10. Kulcha - Fly Girl (1994)
11. East 17 – It’s Alright (1994)
12. MN8 - I’ve Got A Little Something For You (1995)
13. 3T – Anything (1995)
14. Human Nature - Wishes (Remastered) (1996)
15. Code Red - This Is Our Song (1996)
16. No Mercy - Where Do You Go (1996)
17. 911 - The Day We Find Love (1997)
18. Next - Too Close (1998)
19. Boyzone - No Matter What (1998)

Disc 2

1. Lyte Funkie Ones - Summer Girls (1999)
2. Ultra – Say It Once (1999)
3. Westlife - Flying Without Wings (1999)
4. Five - If Ya Gettin’ Down (1999)
5. 98 Degrees - I Do (Cherish You) (1999)
6. C Note - Wait Till I Get Home (1999)
7. Backstreet Boys - Shape Of My Heart (2000)
8. Natural - Put Your Arms Around Me (Original Mix) (2000)
9. Blue - All Rise (Radio Version) (2001)
10. O-Town - All Or Nothing (Album Version) (2001)
11. Soul Decision - Faded (2001)
12 *NSYNC - Bye Bye Bye (2002)
13. A1 - Caught In The Middle (2002)
14. B2K - Girlfriend (Main Version) (2003)
15. V - Blood, Sweat & Tears (2004)
16. McFly - Five Colours In Her Hair (2004)
17. Mercury4 - 5 Years From Now (2004)
18. Hi-Five - I Like The Way (The Kissing Game) (2005)
19. Naturally 7 - Feel It (In The Air Tonight) (Radio Edit) (2006)
20. BOYTOWN - I Cry (Bonus)

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Scientology Protest in Connecticut July 12th, 2008 [July 03, 2008 @ 4:46pm]

indierockmix

[quarantinedpast]
City: NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT
Meet-up Location: ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE "CHURCH"
Meet-up Time: 11AM
Protest Location: 909 WHALLEY AVE. NEW HAVEN, CT
Protest Time: 11AM
URL with more information: CTANONYMOUS.ORG or http://forums.enturbulation.org/140-usa-east-coast/new-haven-ct-19073/
Notes: MAKE SURE TO BRING ALONG AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. MASKS [V for Vendetta masks, available on Amazon.com] ARE SUGGESTED FOR PRIVACY. REACH OUT TO AS MANY LOCAL ORGANIZATIONS, NEWS OUTLETS AND COMMUNITIES AS POSSIBLE TO GET THE WORD OUT. TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN SUCCESSFUL.



The church of Scientology [basically a money making scheme] has for some time now ruined lives, separated families and run many people into debt with their persistent mind games. This is not an attack on the people who have gotten sucked into their cult.. This is a protest against the so called churches ridiculous and cruel practices.
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I could watch this all day and not get bored [July 03, 2008 @ 11:55am]

lessthanrob
[ mood | stoked ]
[ music | ramona cordova// heavy on my head ]


JC DOBBS
by surprise is playing the downstairs stage this sunday
we go on at 8:30
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I played at the pontiac grille about seven years ago...
I'm really excited about this

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[July 03, 2008 @ 11:22am]

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[eviltemptress69]
[ mood | energetic ]

An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

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Doorag/skull cap [July 03, 2008 @ 9:51am]

brian_peppers

[thehappyemo]
I am going bald pretty badly and I either wear a Stetson or a baseball cap. I used to wear a doo-rag/skull cap (you know that stretchy black thing). What outfits do you think they go good with? T-shirt and black pants? Suggestions please.
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When Opportunity knocks !! [July 03, 2008 @ 9:12am]

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[sandy_tr]
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given
the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him,
Killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you
see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."
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Promoting Viva La Vida [July 02, 2008 @ 9:27pm]

indierockmix

[j_rock_addict]




Help me promote Coldplay's Viva la Vida by clicking the pic.
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Face of God [July 02, 2008 @ 6:20pm]

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[byrthebb]
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she came to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied,. . . . "They will in a minute."
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[July 02, 2008 @ 10:04am]

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[eviltemptress69]
[ mood | bouncy ]

A young man went up to his father and asked him, "Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?"

His father said, "I don't know. Are you any good?"

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower.
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In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?"

The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, " I have a better idea, just for tonight, let's make pretend that we're married!"

The man says happily, "OK!" AWESOME!"

The woman says, "GOOD .... Get your own fucking blanket!!!

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cut copy [July 02, 2008 @ 5:39am]

thebathroom
actually the date was not painful, but painful.




fyi - cut copy is like woah
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ha funny [July 02, 2008 @ 5:36am]

thebathroom
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm246/id65/laDSCF2916.jpg
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